It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!

About “It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!”

The narrator wonders what is the matter with her life and why it is so unfab, describing it as a day and a half since she snogged the Sex God and saying she thinks she has snog withdrawal, with her lips puckering up and even trying to snog the back of her hand. It has been over a week, and she wonders if the problem is her huge nose, which she believes means she must live forever in the ugly home.