The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Books in Order

A long-running children's chapter-book series by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones, in which a group of third-graders becomes convinced the eccentric adults around their town are secretly monsters, vampires, aliens, and other supernatural creatures. Each short mystery piles up playful "evidence" while leaving just enough doubt about whether the kids are right.

Publication order

In the order the books were originally released.

  1. Cover of Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, 1)

    Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, 1)

    1990 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    When the third-grade teacher disappears, the Bailey School welcomes a strange new substitute named Mrs. Jeepers, who wears a glowing brooch, dislikes…

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  2. Cover of Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp

    Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp

    1991 · Debbie Dadey

    The four friends head off to summer camp, where a hairy, growling counselor with an appetite for raw meat puts them on edge. As strange howls echo…

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  3. Cover of Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

    Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

    1991 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    A jolly new janitor named Mr. Wright arrives at Bailey Elementary just before the holidays, and he has a white beard, a hearty laugh, and an uncanny…

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  4. Cover of Leprechauns don't play basketball

    Leprechauns don't play basketball

    1992 · Debbie Dadey

    A short, red-haired coach with a thick accent and a love of green takes over the basketball program at the rec center. When odd things start…

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  5. Cover of Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

    Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

    1992 · Debbie Dadey

    While exploring an old, supposedly haunted house, the four friends meet a peculiar man who never seems to eat and floats through the place with ease.…

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  6. Cover of Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias

    Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias

    1993 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    A tall, lumbering new gardener with bolts on his neck and a stiff walk takes care of the grounds around Bailey School. As the friends watch him work…

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  7. Cover of Aliens don't wear braces

    Aliens don't wear braces

    1993 · Debbie Dadey

    A strange new teacher with an odd appearance, including braces and unusual habits, arrives at Bailey Elementary. The kids notice peculiar lights in…

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  8. Cover of Genies don't ride bicycles

    Genies don't ride bicycles

    1994 · Debbie Dadey

    The Bailey School Kids encounter a mysterious figure connected to an old lamp who seems able to grant wishes. As curious coincidences pile up, the…

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  9. Cover of Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

    Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

    1994 · Debbie Dadey

    A flashy character in pink sunglasses with a love of treasure and the sea turns up around town. Eddie, Melody, Howie, and Liza start to suspect this…

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  10. Cover of Witches Don't Do Backflips

    Witches Don't Do Backflips

    1994 · Debbie Dadey

    A new gymnastics teacher with a pointy hat-like style and uncanny abilities joins the scene. The kids notice she seems to have powers that ordinary…

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  11. Cover of Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

    Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

    1994 · Debbie Dadey

    A mysterious figure connected to a band or music program seems oddly bony and pale. The Bailey School Kids begin to wonder whether they are dealing…

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  12. Cover of Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

    Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

    1995 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    Around Valentine's Day, a chubby, cheerful worker at a local burger spot seems to have a knack for bringing people together in love. The friends…

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  13. Cover of Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

    Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

    1995 · Debbie Dadey

    Strange mischief and mechanical trouble break out around town, and the kids notice an odd creature with rules about water and bright light. They…

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  14. Cover of Zombies don't play scoccer

    Zombies don't play scoccer

    1995 · Debbie Dadey

    A new soccer coach with an eerie, stiff manner takes over the team. As the players notice his unusual behavior, the Bailey School Kids wonder whether…

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  15. Cover of Dracula doesn't drink lemonade

    Dracula doesn't drink lemonade

    1995 · Debbie Dadey

    A pale newcomer who avoids the sun and turns down a refreshing glass of lemonade catches the friends' attention. They start to suspect this…

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  16. Cover of Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

    Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

    1995 · Debbie Dadey

    A crew of small, busy workers in hard hats shows up to do construction or repairs around town with surprising speed. The Bailey School Kids begin to…

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  17. Cover of Martians Don't Take Temperatures

    Martians Don't Take Temperatures

    1996 · Debbie Dadey

    A peculiar new school nurse with strange ideas about health and the human body unsettles the kids. As her odd behavior mounts, they begin to suspect…

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  18. Cover of Wizards don't need computers

    Wizards don't need computers

    1996 · Debbie Dadey

    A mysterious figure with a long beard and seemingly magical knowledge appears, getting things done without any modern technology. The friends start…

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  19. Cover of Dragons don't cook pizza

    Dragons don't cook pizza

    1997 · Debbie Dadey

    A new cook or pizza maker around town has a fiery temperament and scaly, unusual traits. The Bailey School Kids begin to wonder whether they are…

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  20. Cover of Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

    Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

    1997 · Debbie Dadey

    At a square dance event, the kids meet a huge, hairy stranger with enormous feet who seems out of place among the dancers. They begin to suspect this…

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  21. Cover of Mermaids Don't Run Track (The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #26)

    Mermaids Don't Run Track (The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #26)

    1997 · Debbie Dadey

    A graceful new member of the track team has an unusual fondness for water and an odd way of moving on land. The Bailey School Kids start to suspect…

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  22. Cover of Bogeymen Don't Play Football

    Bogeymen Don't Play Football

    1997 · Debbie Dadey

    A frightening figure connected to the football field unsettles the kids with its spooky presence. They begin to wonder whether a real bogeyman is…

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  23. Cover of Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides

    Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides

    1997 · Debbie Dadey

    Around the winter holidays, the friends encounter a beautiful, horned creature that refuses to pull a sleigh as expected. The Bailey School Kids…

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  24. Cover of Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

    Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

    1997 · Debbie Dadey

    A mysterious driver with a flashy sports car and a ghostly, fleeting presence appears around town. Eddie, Melody, Howie, and Liza begin to wonder…

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  25. Cover of Giants Don't Go Snowboarding

    Giants Don't Go Snowboarding

    1997 · Debbie Dadey

    On a snowy outing, the kids meet an enormous figure who seems too big and clumsy for the snowboarding slopes. They start to suspect this towering…

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  26. Cover of Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth

    Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth

    1998 · Debbie Dadey

    An incredibly strong newcomer, perhaps at a dentist's office or strongman event, amazes the friends with his feats of power. The Bailey School Kids…

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  27. Cover of Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

    Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

    1999 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    A tall, bolt-necked hockey player or coach with surprising strength turns up at the rink. The kids start to suspect that Frankenstein's monster has…

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  28. Cover of Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters

    Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters

    1999 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    At an amusement park, the friends meet odd, gruff little creatures who refuse to ride the roller coaster. The Bailey School Kids begin to wonder…

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  29. Cover of Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance

    Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance

    1999 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    On a tropical-themed trip or event, the kids encounter a hairy character who growls and resists the hula dancing. They start to suspect their new…

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  30. Cover of Goblins Don't Play Video Games

    Goblins Don't Play Video Games

    1999 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    Mischievous little creatures seem to dislike or avoid the video games the kids love. Eddie, Melody, Howie, and Liza begin to suspect that goblins are…

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  31. Cover of Ninjas don't bake pumpkin pies

    Ninjas don't bake pumpkin pies

    1999 · Debbie Dadey

    Around autumn, the kids meet stealthy, black-clad figures with surprising skills who avoid ordinary kitchen tasks. The Bailey School Kids start to…

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  32. Cover of Dracula Doesn't Rock N' Roll

    Dracula Doesn't Rock N' Roll

    2000 · Debbie Dadey

    A pale rock-and-roll performer who shuns the sun and music styles you'd expect catches the friends' attention. They begin to suspect that this…

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  33. Cover of Sea monsters don't ride motorcycles

    Sea monsters don't ride motorcycles

    2000 · Debbie Dadey

    Near the water, the kids encounter a huge, scaly creature that, unlike a daredevil, won't ride a motorcycle. The Bailey School Kids begin to wonder…

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  34. Cover of The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies

    The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies

    2000 · Debbie Dadey

    A tall, pale woman with unusual features who avoids baking and ordinary domestic tasks arrives in town. The friends start to suspect she might be the…

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  35. Cover of Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox

    Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox

    2001 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    A stiff, mechanical newcomer who never seems to get sick puzzles the kids when chicken pox spreads around. The Bailey School Kids begin to wonder…

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  36. Cover of Vikings don't wear wrestling belts

    Vikings don't wear wrestling belts

    2001 · Debbie Dadey

    At a wrestling event, the friends meet brawny, horn-helmeted strangers who seem more like ancient warriors than athletes. They start to suspect these…

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  37. Cover of Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses

    Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses

    2001 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    Out on horseback or at a ranch, the kids notice a pale, transparent rider who seems to float rather than ride. The Bailey School Kids begin to wonder…

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  38. Cover of Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons

    Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons

    2002 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    Near the water, the kids meet long, serpentine creatures that, unlike circus performers, won't juggle water balloons. They begin to suspect that real…

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  39. Cover of Wizards don't wear graduation gowns

    Wizards don't wear graduation gowns

    2002 · Debbie Dadey

    At a graduation event, a mysterious, bearded figure with seemingly magical powers refuses to dress like everyone else. The Bailey School Kids start…

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  40. Cover of Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights (Balley School Kids)

    Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights (Balley School Kids)

    2003 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    A tall, lumbering, bolt-necked figure in the cafeteria avoids the usual food-fight chaos and acts strangely stiff. The friends begin to wonder…

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  41. Cover of Dracula doesn't play kickball

    Dracula doesn't play kickball

    2004 · Debbie Dadey

    A pale newcomer who shies away from sunlight turns up at a kickball game and won't play along. The Bailey School Kids start to suspect that Dracula…

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  42. Cover of The Abominable Snowman Does'nt Roast Marshamallows

    The Abominable Snowman Does'nt Roast Marshamallows

    2005 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    On a snowy adventure, the kids meet a huge, furry white creature who, unlike everyone else, won't roast marshmallows by the fire. They begin to…

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  43. Cover of Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs

    Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs

    2006 · Marcia Thornton Jones

    During a snowy outing, the friends encounter scaly, fire-breathing creatures who avoid the snowball fights. The Bailey School Kids begin to wonder…

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Companion & related books

Short-story collections and companion titles in this series.

Frequently asked questions

What order should I read the The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids books in?

Publication order — Widely recommended by readers and book-order catalogs (kidsbookseries, bookseriesinorder, readbooksinorder); the standalone mysteries can be read in any order, but the numbered publication sequence is the standard one. Start with “Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, 1).”

How many books are in the The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series?

We list 43 books by Debbie Dadey , published between 1990–2006.

Where can I buy the The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids books?

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Reading order compiled from author/publisher guidance and verified bibliographic data. Spotted an error? We continuously correct the catalog.